Today's Real Housewives have TELEVISION to be famous. What did the OGs of Salem 1692 have?
The Courthouse!
FOUR Accused ‘Witches.’
FOUR Confessionals.
FOUR Storylines.
Only ONE Will Survive
In Salem Village, four of the most vocal residents find themselves facing trial for witchcraft. These socialites must defend their cases, as only one will be granted mercy. Will their wealth, captivating stories, and social sway secure their survival? Or will they fade into oblivion, just like last week’s gossip?
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Music & Lyrics by Jackie Collins & Dillan James Smith
Book by Billy Swenson
Characters (5)
MISTRESS COUGAR
((21+, any ethnicity) Accused Witch. In an era when it is frowned upon for women to hold wealth, she has stepped up as the breadwinner after her husband's death. The epitome of an entrepreneur, she runs the underground business “Thin Pruitan.” If you need something, Goody Cougar is your go-to! Always striving to earn a shilling or two, she is strong-willed, independent, and iconic.
GOODY
VAYNE
(21+, any ethnicity) Accused Witch. In a time when music and dancing are considered sinful, she may have been discovered dancing naked in the woods with the devil... or perhaps not. Goody Vayne embodies a captivating mix of boldness, sexuality, and outspokenness, living in a fantastical world. A gay icon of her time, she has a passion for fashion, even though it’s deemed a sin.
MERCY
BEDLY
Accused Witch. In a period when women could only read religious texts, she was found with a book titled, “Class with the French Countess.” An independent thinker, Mercy is calm and intuitive. Not one to fly off the handle. Tired and exhausted of the Salem Witch Trials.
FARMER GAY
(21+, any ethnicity) Accused Witch. In a time when men perform all the hard labor, Farmer Gay would rather host friends for mead and gossip. Flamboyant and lively, although everyone suspects his homosexuality, it has never been openly discussed.
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JUDGE KOHEN
(21+, any ethnicity) The judge of this trial! Shady and provocative, Judge Kohen will say anything to provoke a reaction from the convicted witches. His personality is inspired by BravoTV’s host, Andy Cohen!